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Thursday, May 6, 2010

thrashin thurdaze: ronnie james dio special edition

the man on the silver mountain! the king of rock n roll!!! one of heavy metals shortest maniacs ever!!! (just a little taller than angus and malcom young but still shorter than king diamond)

todaze thrashin thurdaze is a special edition limited time only so get it while its hot list....of things....that ronnie james dio is older than thats rite dudes and dudettes! this is privledged information, so use it and abuse it!!!!!!!

1: the polio vaccine
2: ronald mcdonald
:3: the microwave oven
4: the scuba tank
5 meet the press (i dont know what that is but it sounds pretty old!)
6 keith richards
7 the long playing record
8 bikinis
9 credit cards
10 LSD

there you have it, measuring in at an astounding 5 feet four inches, ronnie james dio is older than keith richards bikinis!!!

rjd is in the middle of a fierce battle against the most mighty beast he has ever had to conquer, cancer! this ones for you ronnie!
the mannnnnnn on the silver moutaiinnnnnn


yours truely ben scummy

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